HATCH Tramlines 2026
Fri 24th/Sat 25th July
at CADS Arley St.
Ello ello, Lord Viscount Trouble QC speaking. Iv just found out those pesky Hatchlings are trying to throw another Tramlines extravaganza! I thought last year if I palmed them off on CADS they could behave and hold a series of project management seminars as clearly outlined in our de facto written verbal agreement.
I thought wrong.
There has been far too much music from this DIY music collective. This year I am putting my foot down and taking over CADS myself! I have a plan to turn you freaks into functioning members of society. Instead of bands or DJs you will receive my firm hand and you will thank me for it!
Friday will be RE-EDUCATION. Prepare to have your brain scrambled - I mean cleaned- by our series of conformism enthusiasts ...
Saturday will be INTO THE PANOPTICON. Brains freshly scrubbed you will become your own jailers! Featuring such loose lipped inmates as ...
Remember, we must destroy all rational thought
Lord Viscount Trouble QC MC MDMA
6 acts on Friday 24th July
- followed by Kim Chestnut's Speed Awareness Karaoke -
12 acts on Saturday 25th July
- followed by HATCH approved DJs -
